Sucks

Art of Fighting

Basically take a semi obscure fighting game, and merge it with a really bad action movie plot. You'd think that would be the worst anime could produce, yet it still better than many other titles based on a fighting game. Scary as that is.

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Battle Arena Toshinden

Anime based off fighting games is almost always terrible, and Battle Arena Toshinden is at the bottom of the barrel for fighting game anime. Yeah, it's really that bad. Features characters that SPIN!

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Burn Up Scramble

What little the Burn Up franchise had going for it to start with, has finally been distilled down to a dull and uninteresting romp that is utterly devoid of having any soul.

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Colorful

Colorful is like the mind of the biggest pervert in Japan trying to sneak a peek at any female underwear he can, made into an anime while he's having an epileptic seizure. Archen's Anime Page Award: worst anime.

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Debutante Detective Corps

It's hard to describe a title that completely rubs you the wrong way to the point you vehemently hate it. For me that was Debutante Detective Corps. I guess everyone needs something they despise. I just happen to be lucky it's one of those titles no one even remembers.

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Fist of the North Star

Where one man walks alone, heads explode in his wake. Fist of the North Star: truly in a class by itself. One of the few times I'll admit a title is so bad it's good.

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Kekko Kamen

One of the first titles that pretty much everyone agreed was absolutely terrible, Kekko Kamen is quite the clunker. Low brow humor and utterly tasteless.

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Lensman

The original Lensman dates back to the 1930s. This takes a fairly interesting vibrant franchise and does absolutely nothing with it. Basically a guy has gains the power of "the lens", gets chased around for a while and has a showdown with some diabolical villain. Pretty lame and boring.

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Marriage

It's hard to say why any anime fan would want to see an anime all about enslaving men. It has some weird educational statistics about the whole oppression process. My advice is to RUN. Run like the wind. Run while you still can!

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Ninja Resurrection

A martial arts anime that is incomplete at 2 episodes. It gleefully revels in violence and carnage, but seemed to overlook the fact that no one cares about that stuff if there's no point behind it and we don't even know the characters.

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Odin: Starlight Mutiny

In the depths of space, no one can hear how much this sucks.

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Popotan

Three sisters travel through time with their robot maid to talk to dandelions. I'm sure whoever came up with this anime was on drugs, not just because of the concept but because they didn't notice the whole thing is so bland and dumb.

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Psychic Wars

One of the worst anime titles I've ever seen. This one has a doctor fighting evil with some mysterious yellow glow, a squadron of Buddhist nuns giving support, generic hideously rendered demons, and possibly something masquerading as a story if it had made sense.

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Queen's Blade

Women join a tournament which will allow the victor to become queen of a continent. On the way their clothes are ripped, burned and dissolved off their bodies to show their naked assets. Perhaps I rate this one harshly, but it is certainly a waste of time.

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Sailor Victory

A bunch of girls pilot giant ninja robots, but are required to wear school uniforms to do so. Uh... yeah...

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Sister Princess

Oh god... make it stop.

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Street Fighter: Generations

Another bad anime based off a fighting video game. You'd think after years of failures they'd stop making these. The only defining feature of this disaster is that the characters look like aliens from an 80s anime.

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Strike Witches

I think the concept could have made this into something really good, but it sinks to a level of stupidity and pandering where no title should ever go. Even the appeal of girls in military uniforms is messed up by how they have no pants!

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Sword for Truth

An absurdly violent and poorly animated title, with non sensible sex scenes, and a stupid juvenile story. You'd be surprised at how it's possible to make this any worse, but it manages to do so with horrendous editing.

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To Heart

Watching To Heart is a lot like listening to a cute girl babble about nothing. You have no interest in any of what's she's talking about, nor is she even making any sense, but... well she's cute.

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Vampire Wars

If every TV station were showing some bad 80's action movie, and you sat there channel surfing the entire time, this is pretty close to what it would look like. Unbelievably stupid to the point where it's almost comical.

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Xenosaga

Based off a Playstation 2 game that looks like it's pretty epic, it takes that and tries to squash it into time constraints that are incapable of handling a story at this level. On top of that, this anime manages to do pretty much everything else wrong too.

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