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--- Quotes --- One thing that Azusa has noticed, is that Yohko always seems to have a really cool speech before she fights any demon. It seems that her grandmother also used a rather similar speech, although Yohko seems to still be refining hers. Certainly a speech can be an annoyance for any demon to listen to... Are they another useful tool of devil hunters?
Yohko 1: I hold no enmity against those coerced into evil, but to those vile beings who toy with the hearts and souls of men. Since the time of ancient gods we have been your destroyers. Now, the 108th generation Devil Hunter Yohko is here! Beware!
Yohko 2 Dark powers whose black deeds escape even the light of the moon, behold now the radiance of the power of love! I shall destroy any who dare threaten this world. I am the scourge of evil, the 108th generation of Devil Hunter....Yohko!
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Yohko 3
Although I hold no enmity against demons of this unknown land,
the destiny in my heart bids me on. For the passion that swells
beneath my heaving breasts, let all else be blown away like
leaves in the wind. Even should my body corrupt and decay, I
shall not surrender. This is for love!
Yohko 5
You have played with a virgin's innocence and soiled a sweet
dream as well. Now all that's left is a pretty face and a really bad
attitude. The 108th Devil Hunter Yohko!
From the well of deepest darkness, by the beacon of crimson
light, it is our duty to destroy all demons! To protect the innocent,
to preserve happiness... demands the twin swords of courage
and justice!
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Of course this left Azusa wondering, could there be any other uses for these phrases.
Well of course there are! Here's a few alternative uses for Yohko phrases:
Ever get phone calls by annoying people, telemarketing, or just lots of wrong numbers? Just pick a Yohko phrase! Chances are they'll think your weird enough never to call you back!
For those of you who are students that want to annoy your professor/teacher Yohko phrases can come in handy. Instead of just signing your name, put an entire phrase on your paper (#2 works the best for this one).
Got an answering machine?
Prove to your friends how big an anime addict you really are!
Valentines Day coming up? Screw the same old mushy card. Send something cool, like flowers and a card with your Yohko phrase on it!
Do you have to play Santa Clause during the Christmas season? Really screw with the kids heads by jumping out with a sword and saying your Yohko phrase. Hey, if kids like the Power Rangers, they'll love Devil Hunter Santa!
Run out of beer drinking songs? ( chances are your too drunk to care what you sing anyway).
Annoy parents or roommates by getting a talking parrot!
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