As anyone can see, Vampire Hunter D involves a bit more than just kicking the crap out of a vampire. There is in some sense a theme of love that goes along with the film. Of course it also seems that everyone is a tad bit hormonally overactive. But out of them all... who is the worst? In essence:

Who is the worst Flirt?

Dorris

Reasons for suspicion:   #1 The short skirt. Simply put she isn't THAT poor. She could afford a longer one if she really wanted to. #2 Does she show enough cleavage?? Heck yeah! Occasionally a bit too much, such as the "peek-a-boo pop out" incident with the doctor grabbing her necklace.
Eligibility:

  • positives:  She's young, attractive and has her own house.
  • negative:  She likes to use a whip.

The Hand

Reasons for suspicion:   He bugs D about his girlfriends, and bites Dorris once.
Eligibility: 

  • positives:  Arguably he's everything a woman would need (I won't elaborate on that).
  • negative:  He's a smartass and attached to someone's arm.

Dan?

Err.... no.

D

Reasons for suspicion:  He starts breathing heavy at the sight of a female neck.
Eligibility: 

  • positives:  Heroic, brave, can read weird codes "only understood by vampire hunters", has a cool horse.
  • negative: Not a morning person, is older than he looks, travels a lot, and his hand has a mind of it's own... if you know what I mean.

Lemeka

Reasons for suspicion:   Well... she probably isn't a flirt, even though she rides horseback with D.
Eligibility: 

  • positives:  Transylvanian accent, and her dad's loaded.
  • negative:  She's snobby

Count Magnis Lee

Reasons for suspicion:  His hobby is biting young women. Enough said!!
Eligibility: 

  • positives:  He's rich and has a lot of groupies.
  • negative:  He's an old pervert. Most people think it's wrong for an 80 year old guy to go out with a 20 year old woman. Here we have a 9000 year old geezer chasing teenage girls!

Ramsey

Reasons for suspicion:   Lemeka slaps him.
Eligibility: 

  • positives:  His tung.
  • negative:  His tung.

The Three Sisters (of Midwitch)

Reasons for suspicion:   They play their instruments nude.
Eligibility: 

  • positives:  Can play instruments and.... they're snake women!! :)~
  • negative:  They live in a cave, have annoying laughter, and the tend to suck the life out of a guy... [without marriage even!]

 

Greko

Reasons for suspicion:   We see him with 3 women at once, Dorris slaps him, and he tries to make a move on Dorris.
Eligibility: 

  • positives:  He's the mayor's son.
  • negative: He's a slimy conceded self absorbed dirt bag.



But of course, the winner is... Dorris! [no big surprize there].
Especially with the count, D, Greko, even the Doctor later all taking an intrest in her. She's obviously the flirt!




Translation Errors

And for those who did not see the original version of Vampire Hunter D - the version that wasn't dubbed, there were in fact some translation errors which were not quite interpreted correctly (well not really). Here are a couple of examples from certain scenes with the original dialogue.

"Well I've had wild boyfriends before but this is rediculas!"
" Say uncle!"
No D! She was just kidding!
We like the hat. Really!!

"OHH! NOW I'm mad! You think you can just barge into my house and break stuff? Time to open up a can of whoop-ass on your butt. Oh looky there! My eyes are glowing red. NOW your in trouble! I tried to warn you but would you listen? Nee-ooooo."