The Laws of Lodoss

Lodoss : the accursed island. Born of fire, baptized in flame; the land of Lodoss has existed for thousands of years governed by laws. Be they unspoken laws of man, laws of nature, or laws of anime...

Law #1 : Cool armor = superior fighting ability
Law #2 : People die, horses do not
Law #3 : Powerful mages never look like they are exerting themselves
Law #4 : The amount of cleavage is directly proportional to how evil that character is

Law #5 : Spontaneous combustion of structures under siege
Law #6 : Capes, banners etc. must always billow dramatically
Law #7 : The battle time out rule
Law #8 : The witch presentation code

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