Sana's guide to acting like your on crack

So you've watched Kodomo no Omocha and think to your self: "I sure wish I could be as "energetic" as Sana. Well here's your guide to acting just like Sana. While I could have called this the guide to being as energetic as Sana, I figured to call it Sana's guide to acting like your on crack, since I always thought that was what Sana acted like. Smoking crack of course is a bad thing and has all sorts of health consequences, will make you go broke, ruin your life, etc. But with a few easy to follow steps, you too can ACT like your on crack, just like Sana
Sana's guide basically covers two things: action and speech. The two things must go hand in hand in order for the full effect of acting like on your on crack. And really that's all there is to it.

• Never settle for verbal descriptions

  Just telling someone something may be okay for most people, but this is probably insufficient for people like Sana. Remember: extreme reenactments are critical to getting your point across. Acting out what your talking about usually keeps a person's attention, but just in case you may also wish to increase your speaking volume to about twice that of an average person. And whatever you do, don't stop and listen to what other people are saying. If they want to talk so bad, they can do it while YOUR talking too.

• Talk now, make sense of what your saying later

  Talking can sometimes be a burden, especially if you lose your train of thought. If this should happen, just keep talking about anything else. That may not seem like a good solution, so you should also remember to speak rather quickly. In fact, the faster you speak the better. This way a person will have such a hard time keeping track of what your saying, that they probably won't notice if you start talking about something else.

• Always speak at the same volume (which should be above normal levels)

  Some people tend to think they should only emphasize a few words with a slightly higher volume. Then why not top this and emphasize ALL your words at a higher volume? Keep in mind that there are two exceptions to this. The first being the extremely sneaky voice. This is typically spoken with a rather sinister and more quiet tone, along with an equally sinister expression on your face. The other exception, is the "voice so loud that you blow the paint right off the wall" voice, which of course you can only do for short periods of time anyway.

• When people don't cooperate use a large mallet to get your point across.

  Needless to say, there is that one person who just won't listen to what you have to say, or won't cooperate at all with you. This is a good time to bring a large mallet into play. Where you decide to keep this mallet is your own business, but it's a good idea to keep it handy at all times. Repeated strikes while yelling at the person usually has the best results, but be careful not to knock the person out. Everyone knows that unconscious people don't listen, and are the LEAST cooperative.

• Actions should be preformed at maximum velocity.

  Actions speak louder than words, and some actions speak louder than others. Along with speaking quickly, actions should also be done rather quickly. Perhaps not all actions, but certainly anything which is done to illustrate what your saying should be. Don't worry about whether you can stop yourself or not; such trivial things will only sidetrack your mind. On the other hand it is probably a good idea to have friends around to help you slow down, or stop you if you end up spinning around too fast. And of course spinning around a lot is very important to making appear like your on crack.

Remember: people will always have strange reactions to your behavior. They may say your weird, look scared, be in disbelief, or maybe they'll just run away. Don't worry, this is all good. It means that at least there were paying attention to you. Right?