The Four Sisters

Avery	Birdy	Catsy	Prisma

people ask me if I am crazy. My reply is: "no, I am not crazy. I am eccentric. But actually, eccentric people are just crazy rich people, and since I'm not rich, I guess I am crazy. Oh well...here's part 2 of the Nega-moon tour.

P: Here is the worst part of town... D: You mean a slum..[puzzled]..Seems rather peaceful to me. C: That's because no one lives there. D: How can it be the worst part of town when no one lives there? C: Because that's the part of town that eats people.

B: Hey look! The disco! D: Eggads!! P: Lets go! [sisters drag interviewer into disco] [Being that the horrors of disco shouldn't be written about in explicit detail, I will sum it up] - Archen is dragged into disco. There he is forced to listen to the Bee Gees - a terror beyond the scope of writing description. Then Archen is dragged onto the dance floor by Birdy, and forced to do stupid looking dance moves which surely were meant to humiliate anyone who did them. The final punishment was listening to the sisters [they're all tone deaf by the way] do Karioke - something that sane, sober, and non-deaf people were never meant to hear. [outside disco] P: Alright girls, take your earplugs out. D: You had earplugs? C: Surely you don't think that we would listen to that stuff. D: Oh how cruel...

C: Here is where you can see the great artwork of the Negaverse: The Negaverse Art Gallery. Over there is the tuna casserole sculpture of Nephlite. Here is a painting of Drazor the impaler. D: Who's he? [All sisters bow] P: he is the greatest hit man in all the Negaverse. He can do many strange and terrible things with an accordion and a rubber band. C: And over here we have... [Voice from behind] Excuse me, are you Archen? D: Why yes I am. Nj: Ah ha! Prepare to meet your maker, for I am Ninjana! D: [nervously] but I don't want to meet me maker. I'm to young and good looking to die! Nj: Can the small talk. There ain't enough room for two interviewers around these parts. Hya! D: [throwing stars wiz past interviewers head] eep! Oh yeah? Take this! [pulls out small bottles of tabasco and throws them - {don't even ask why I carry them}] A: We'd better get out of here. D: Can't you fight her off? A: Yes I could...but I might break a nail. Come on!

B: [hypnotized] Ooooh...the mall C: Let's go to my favorite store! D: [Interviewer walks face first into automatic door - door opens two seconds later] Ow! P: They're programed to do that D: [while walking through door, door closes and squishes interviewer. [gack] P: Oh yeah, they're programed to do that too. D: [while in mall] Hmmm...weird clothes. C: Could you hold my purse? D: Umm...alright...No wait! Arrgh!! [thus Archen falls into the trap that many unfortunate males have experienced and thus is doomed to a couple of hours of waiting and boredom.] Later... [Interviewer and sisters Walk out of mall] D: [walks next to shopping cart] Darn shopping carts! A: Carful! Get away from that! D: Err...it's just a shopping cart... P: Yes, but it's in the parking lot. It may be untamed and trying to escape! D: Um... alright. [backs away] P: Ah. Here comes the hunter now... [mall employee gathers shopping carts {bored expression mandatory }] A: See how he stalks them! D: Uh...he just looks like another mall employee to me... A: Once he has them trapped, he'll break their spirits and tame them. Then he'll herd them into a life of slavery in the mall. Isn't it exciting? D: [unsure ] I suppose... kinda like watching wild kingdom without the nature music or the tranquilizers.

D: Thank you for the informative (and painful) tour. C: Yeah yeah..it was our pleasure or something.... D: [in suave voice] Sooo, any of you ladies in need of a date? C: I have to shave my tung B: Manicure time P: I have to mow the cat..er..I mean the lawn... it is the lawn that humans mow isn't it? A: [cracks whip] As a matter of fact, I'm free tonight. D: Whoa! Your not talking the whip along are you? A: Why yes, and the hand cuffs too. D: [nervously] On the first date? [unsure] I don't know... A: [smiles mischievously] your not afraid are you? D: [more nervously] Why no! Of course not! I fear nothing. [yeah right] P: Then you've never been on a date with Avery! [Prisma, Birdy, and Catsy burst into laughter ] A: Hey! Take that back! [sisters get into "explosive" cat fight] [interviewer calls cab and gets in.] D: Take me to the Earth! [Reply in foreign language] D: Wait a sec... oh no! It's you! Ahhhhh!!!!

Next time I will be interviewing Sailor Mars. See you then