The Four Sisters

Avery	Birdy	Catsy	Prisma

It's interview time once again. My last interview ended up being rather painful, and I was worried that I wouldn't make it to take a tour of the Nega-moon. Luckily the nice people in the intensive care unit were nice enough to let me go early (probably because of all my whining). This time I will be given a tour by the four sisters. Next time I will be interviewing Raye (a.k.a Sailor Mars). It should prove interesting. To avoid confusion I will be identified by D. Prisma will be P, Avery will be A, Birdy will be B, and Catsy will be C. Well, on with the tour.



The four sisters await arrival of interviewer....

C:   Why do we have to give this boring tour?

B:   Because Rubius said we'll get lotsa shopping bonuses if the Nega-Moon 
     gets good press.

C:   He'd better get here soon...I sent a cab.

A:   [with sarcasm] The finest, most luxurious cab available right?

P:   No...we sent him Rex  

A:   Rex "the kamikaze cab driver"?

P:   Yeah, that's him. [sisters all give evil laugh] 
     [a black cab with flames painted on the side pulls up, 
     door opens, interviewer topples out.  
     Cab screeches away with flame trail behind].

B:   [with mock concern] Ooh! Are you all right?  You look sort of green.

D:   [dizzily] Oooohhh...how did that guy get a licence?

C:   That's the funny thing about Negaverse cab drivers; 
     they're not much different from Earth cab drivers.

D:   [stands up] so this is the Nega-moon eh?  Black clouds, dark purple skies, 
     lots of odd shaped buildings....is this anything like the Dark Kingdom?

P:   No way!  That dump is on the other side of the Negaverse.  
     They are like, way back in the middle ages or something. 

D:   So lets get started with that tour...


P:   As you can see, the Negaverse is a lot like other places.  
     We're all fairly civilized here.
     
D:   What's that building over there?

P:   Oh, that's the Negaverse fire department.  
     They're pretty good at what they do.  
     They started quite a few fires last year.
     
D:   What do you mean started?  
     You mean the fire department starts fires?
     
C:   Somebody has to! 

D:   Civilized...yeah right...


P:   Over there is the station for Negaverse radio.

D:   How is the music?

A:   It bites!  They play awful music, and interrupt 
     right in the middle of songs with a commercial.  During heavy 
     traffic hours they play nothing but elevator music. 

D:   That's just evil! 

C:   Yes, that's the point.


A:   Here is the building where all of the Nega-moon 
     politicians meet.
     
D:   What do they do?.

C:   Right now they are trying to get a seven day waiting period 
     before you can get a Nega-moon scepter. 
     [Catsy, Birdy, and Avery glare at Prisma].

P:   [Prisma whistles to self and acts like she's 
     not paying attention].
     
D:   Do they do anything else? 

B:   Not really.  They're all crooks.  I guess that makes two 
     things that the Negaverse has in common with the Earth; 
     Cab drivers and politicians...
     
D:   What about lawyers?

A:   We don't call them lawyers.  We call them scum sucking 
     idiots.
     
B:   ...of course maybe the Earth politicians and Nega-moon 
     politicians aren't so different since 23 U.S. 
     senators are actually aliens...
     
A:   [smacks Birdy] Hey, you weren't supposed to tell him that!

D:   Ha! I knew it!  I read that in a tabloid once.

C:   [changing subject] Uhh...have you seen the view by the river?


P:   Here is the Northern Nega-river tributary. 

D:   Hmmm...it looks pretty dark.  
     Hey, what's that emergency bucket of water for over there?
     
B:     That's for people who fall into the river.

D:   What?  That doesn't make any sense.  What if someone were to drown?

A:   People don't drown in this river. 
     Here let me show you. [pushes interviewer off of dock].

D:   Aieeee!   [splat] [sits up] 
     Hey! I'm hardly sinking! Eew, this river is disgusting!  
     IT's like thick clumpy tar.
     
C:   Yeah, it's pretty polluted. 

D:   [walks on river back to dock] Alright, so what's the bucket for?

B:     It's for cleaning people off.  Like this...
     [throws bucket of water on interviewer] 
     [sisters all laugh].
     
D:   [sarcastically] ha, ha Yeah, real funny.

Next month: Part 2 of the tour of the Nega-moon