Well, it's interview time again. Eventually I found my way home after getting lost in the dimension that the Doom Tree was in. That's the problem with alternate dimensions; you can never find them on a map. This time I will be interviewing Sailor Moon: a.k.a. Serena. Next time I will be taking a field trip and interviewing the four sisters. It should be interesting. To avoid confusion, I will be identified by "D" while Serena will be identified by "S". Well, on with the interview.
D: [interviewer knowing Serena's reputation, anticipates
that she will be late and sits with cup of coffee and
reads comic book {Ah! My Goddess of course}]
S: [runs though door] Hey, I'm here. [Serena then has klutz
attack and trips into interviewer who topples to floor.
The cup of coffee inevitably spills onto interviewers
crotch.]
S: Oh! Are you alright?
D: 
[.....]
S: Umm you don't look so good.
D: [in slightly higher pitched voice] I'll be O.K.
in a minute.
S: Good [takes seat] You don't mind if I eat while
you interview me do you?
D: No go ahead...what are you eating?
S: Noodles & dumplings.
D: Oh, could I have some?
S: Sure [as interviewer leans forward, Serena hands chopsticks
to interviewer: chopsticks unfortunately end up going up
interviewers nose]
D: Mwa, mgi wose!
S: Oh, are you alright?
D: I will be as soon as I pull these chopsticks out of
my nose...[pop pop]
S: Sorry, I'm a little accident prone.
D: Yeah, a little accident prone like the Hindenburg was a
little accident.
S: The what?
D: You know, big blimp, turned into gigantic ball of flame..
S: Never heard of it.
D: Don't you pay attention in class?
S: Well, sleeping and paying attention don't mix well...
D: Oh, never mind. So what are you and the Scouts up to?
S: Right now we're trying to figure out where Reeni came from.
I would really like to know who her parents are.
D: Here's a hint: her mother is known as Neo-Queen Serenity.
That means her mother is...
S: Umm...let's see here...
D: She looks a lot like you.
S: Err...
D: She has a similar hairstyle as her mother,
and she has a similar hairstyle to yours.
S: Uh... I'm still drawing a blank.
D: For crying out loud, I give up. Hey, how does that
transformation work.
S: Here take a look at this. [hands locket to interviewer]
You just say "moon prism power."
D: [examining locket] Moon prism power eh?
[transforms into Sailor Moon] Aieee!
S: [suave voice] nice legs
D: Hey!...It's a little tight around the waist. Man these
skirts are drafty too! How do you change back.
S: Just say "revert"
D: Revert [ changes back] Hey where did all these socks
come from?
S: I've never been able to explain that.
D: I think that solves a bigger mystery than you know.
Hey! I lost that one a year ago!
Anyway, can you show me how the tiara thing works?
S: Sure, it's easy: just like throwing a frisbee. [does frisbee
throwing motion and accidently smacks interviewer in head]
D: Oww!
S: Oops! Heh, heh Sorry about that.
D: Here's a frisbee, why don't you demonstrate?
S: Sure. The trick is in the wrist. Maybe we'd better go
outside to we don't break anything.
[outside]
S: Like I said, it's all in the wrist. But you have to be
careful so that the wind doesn't catch it. [throws frisbee,
wind catches frisbee, frisbee hits interviewer in the head]
D: [crack!] Ow!!
S: Oops. Sorry...again! Are you O.K?
D: Yeah, I'm sure the bleeding will stop in a minute. I hope.
So how does the Moon Scepter work?
S: Moon Scepter! [scepter appears] here take a look.
D: Hey! Can I test fire this thing?
S: Sure, just say "Moon Scepter Elimination."
D: Hmm. O.K. Moon Scepter Elimination
[fzzt...fizzle, fizzle]
Hey what's wrong?
S: [takes scepter] I don't know. I usually just swing the
scepter like this..
[swings scepter into interviewer's stomach]
D: Oof!
S: Oh, sorry ‘bout that. Anyway, I just swing the scepter
and say "Moon Scepter Elimination". [FWAZAP!]
D: Yeoww!!
S: Whoa! You look like burnt toast!
Are you like, still alive?
Next time I will take a tour of the Negamoon with the four sisters! Can Archen handle four babes at once? Probably not. I might just skip it and hide under my bed. But if I do show up, it should be interesting. See you there.
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