Well this is my third interview. After my first two interviews, I now interview people in places that are easy to escape from. Luckily Tuxedo Mask, with his idendity crisis, is easily confused. I'm a bit nervouse for this interview, after all Lita is my favorite scout. Next time I will be interviewing Nephlite from the Negaverse. It should be interesting. Well, on with the interview.

L:  Hi Sorry I'm late! I was cooking something.          

D:  Yes, I hear your a good cook.         

L:  That's what people tell me.  Do you cook?         

D:  No, I just burn stuff and put hot sause on it.  My first 
    question is: why don't you have a catchy saying like 
    Sailor Moon?  She has that "In the name of the Moon" thing.         

L:  I don't know. I guess I never thought about it.  
    How about "In the name of Jupiter I will punish you!"        

D:  hmmm...maybe         

L:  Do you have any suggestions?         

D:  How about "In the name of Jupiter I will kick butt and 
    throw bolts of lightning."         

L:  (laughs) maybe.         

D:  Or how about "Like a haywire circut-breaker: 
    I am Sailor Jupiter."         

L:  What???  I don't get it.         

D:  (over enthusiasticly) Or how about "Like a supercharged 
    vaccume cleaner: I am Sailor Jupiter."         

L:  Uh... could you calm down and get on with the interview?         

D:  Sorry I get a little carried away sometimes. So what do 
    you think of Serena once having a crush on the Negaverse 
    general Jedite?        

L:  Well,  she didn't know he was from the Negaverse, and 
    besides she has crushes all the time.         

D:  I've noticed that you have crushes all the time too.         

L:  Like with who?         

D:  How about Andrew?         

L:  (blushes) We're... just friends.         

D:  Misha?         

L:  All right, all right. So I get attached to people 
    quickly.         

D:  I'll say!         

L:  (threatiningly) What's that supposed to mean?         

D:  (nervously) Uh, nothing.  So how about you and Ken?        

L:   Were just friends.        

D:   Oh, really?        

L:   (really threatiningly) Will you just drop it!        

D:   (really nervously) So I hear you have a reputation 
     at school for fighting.        

L:   I'd rather not talk about that.        

D:   Ah, come on. Every body at your school calls you 
     the karate maniac.        

L:   I really don't want to talk about it. You're 
     really starting make me angry.  Now if you don't 
     start asking some serious questions, I'm leaving.        

D:   hmmm...So what are you doing next Friday?        

L:   Well, nothing really...why?        

D:   (in suave voice) Heh, heh, I just thought that 
     maybe you and I could...go out.        

L:   That's it! (places interviewer in choke hold)        

D:   [gack!]