Tuxedo Mask ~ Archen's Interviews

Well, after my last interview with Queen Berril (in which I narrowly escaped), I am looking forward to a nice peaceful interview with Tuxedo Mask. Next time I will be interviewing Lita (a.k.a. Sailor Jupiter). It should be interesting. Well on with the interview.

D:  (checking watch)  For Pete's sake where is he?    

TX: (swings through window) Like a hot wind blowing across 
    the desert sand: I am the Moonlight Knight...no wait!  
    I was the Moonlight Knight last week, now I'm Tuxedo Mask again.  
    But since I was Prince Darien 1000 years ago, doesn't that mean 
    I'm still Prince Darien?    

D:  Beats me.  Could I talk to Tuxedo Mask now?     

TX: Hey, don't treat me like I'm crazy.  I'm dressed as Tuxedo Mask, 
    so I am Tuxedo Mask.  I just get a little confused sometimes.   

D:  I can understand that, you've been a lot of people.  
    It must be hard.   
    
TX: Tell me about it!  It's so confusing that even my psychologist 
    needs to see a psychologist now.  

D:  Well, Serena's a lot of people too.  You two make a good couple.
   
TX: Me and Serena?  Sure she's nice and all but it's not like were 
    going to get married and have kids or anything.   

D:  (coughs)  Oh really?   

TX: Yeah, really.   

D:  Come on now.  I got that picture of you and Serena playing 
    tonsil tennis.  

TX: (threatingly)  Oh yeah, where is it?    

D:  Safely hidden.  It's my insurance policy.  If something happens 
    to me, that picture goes to Serena's dad.  I don't think he'd 
    like that.  (interviewer notices that picture is no longer in 
    pocket and gets nervous)   
    
TX: (nervously) Sure I'll do what you want, just don't give Serena's 
    dad the picture.   


    meanwhile in the Negaverse

    Hey that guy who interviewed Queen Berril must of dropped this.
    [picks up photo]
    (suprised)  My, my, Sailor Moon certainly is buisy.


    back at the interview


D:  So what do you think of the scouts?   

TX: Well, I'm good friends with them and all, and we fight the 
    Negaverse together, but they pick some really bad times to get 
    into trouble.   

D:  Really?   

TX: Well, it's like I have to turn into Tuxedo Mask and 
    sometimes that's really inconvenient.   

D:  Like when?   

TX: Well, there was the time I was on the can (toilet), when all of 
    a sudden Whammo, the scouts get into trouble.  The worst 
    part was when I showed up to save the scouts I had a piece of 
    toilet paper stuck to my shoe.  How embarassing!   

D:  Yes, that could be a problem.   

TX: There was another time when I was taking a shower and Whammo
    - Scouts in trouble.  Suddenly I'm dressed a Tuxedo Mask.  That 
    wasn't a problem.  The problem was when I reverted to Darien with 
    no clothes on!   

D:  Yikes.   

TX: Then there was the time I was at the dentist's when Whammo.  
    When I showed up the Scouts thought I was drunk because of all the 
    novicane the dentist gave me.   

D:  O.K.  I think I get the idea.  Oh. I just remembered, I've always 
    wanted to ask you:  What do you do for a living?  
    
TX: If I tell you I have to kill you.   

D:  Alright nevermind.  Hey how do you do that thing with the roses?   

TX: Superhero trade secret.  It is rather difficult to do.  
    It takes practice.   

D:  Yeah, I drove off a rabid dog once by pelting it with frozen 
    hot dog buns.  That's kind of similar.   

TX: I guess.  It's all in the wrist.   

D:  So Cape Boy, what did you think about...   

TX: (angrily takes out rose)  What did you call me?  

D:  Uh, So Tuxedo Mask...   

TX: You called me cape boy.   

D:  Hey calm down this is my page and I can say what 
    I want to...Cape Boy!   
    
TX:  Why you little...(mad dash around the room)   


D:  (while running out of the room)  Later Cape Boy.   

TX: Whammo Rats! Sailor Moon is in trouble.  I'll get you later!
Next time I will be interviewing Sailor Jupiter. See you there.