You've seen it used on TV to fight the Negaverse.
The Negaverse sacrificed many warriors just to try to get it.
And now you too can have your very own IMPERIUM SILVER CRYSTAL!

No your ears (eyes or whatever you use on the Internet) have not deceived you! That's right! For a limited time only, get your very own imperium silver crystal! Now your probably thinking that Archen has gone off the deep end this time (assuming you didn't think that before), but thanks to the inconsistencies of Sailor Moon, I can give you the deal of a life time!

These little babies are a wonder to have around the house. I know what your saying, "What in the hell would I do with an Imperium Silver Crystal?" Well these little crystals have a million uses!

• They make great paper-weights
• Have stains in the carpet? Use your Imperium Silver Crystal to grind in the stain and it will be there forever!
• Birth control? Well guaranteed weirdo glowing rocks will scare away all of your dates...
• With enough scraping, takes the grease right off those pots and pans!
• Ward off evil spirits which happen to be afraid of shiny rocks
• Bathroom night lights
• cuts through this tomato like a tin can *squish!*
  
  Not to mention the million other uses I won't bother to list...

So how is it that Archen can get a hold of Imperium Crystals? Are they fakes or something? No! These Crystals are genuine Imperium crystals (as seen on TV). For those of you who don't know. Reenie came from the future looking for the imperium silver crystal, which was known to be in Sailor Moon's possession at the present time. Reenie eventually found out that she had somehow absorbed the crystal. Then she and Sailor Moon both used their crystals at the same time to kick some Nega-ass. Some of you that are familiar with the problems of time travel of course know this will not work so well in the real world. If the same thing from different time continuums meet, the Universe will basically cease to exist. Yet this is not so in Sailor Moons world, as Diagrams 1 & 2 show.

Stick figure theater presents:
Paradox

And since paradox is non-existent in Sailor Moon, you can use time travel to go back to different times when the crystal existed, to essentially reproduce the crystal! But don't worry, this works in your favor, because I can charge InSaNeLy low prices since I can also use this method to re-pay myself continuously throughout time. Although I may have to wait until the stock market clears so that I can continually re- invest the same money.

So here is your chance to own an authentic Imperium Silver Crystal. How much would you expect to pay for an imperium crystal? $99.00? $999.00? ¥9999999.00???? Well call now and you can have your very own imperium crystal for just $19.95!!! That's right! Just $19.95!!

But wait!

People that call now and buy two, only pay half of four times the price! What a deal! The first 100 callers will also receive a   not so   FREE Nega-cola T-shirt. For a limited time only with a no money back guarantee,

And if that isn't enough, 1 in 10 callers will also receive a no expenses unpayed for trip, to whatever destination they choose! An opportunity like this, only comes up a few times everyday in a lifetime, so call now while there's still time!

Operators are standing by!

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