Android classes
First things first.... there are a few things that need to be known about how the androids came to be, and how they are classified. First there was man, and man discoverd how to use tools such as stones and sticks..... um...well lets just skip a few millenniums shall we?

First.... there were the ‘firsts'. During the start of the 21st century, production of the 'firsts' began. The ‘firsts' were a creation of a joint venture of the United States Central Intelligence Agency, and the Mattel Corporation. The ‘firsts' were created to be tiny mechanical fighting machines, which would wear the guise of Barbie. Their purpose was to destroy Spice Girls' action figures, and prevent global Spice Girl domination...... Actually, none of that is true, and I really don't know anything about the ‘firsts' (because nothing is said of them). Chances are, they're less advanced than the ‘seconds' ( ya think? ). So let's just skip to the ‘seconds'....

With the advancement in technology, machines were able to take on relatively human form, and preform many functions such as human. While loosely human in form, the ‘seconds' could never be mistaken for a human. The ‘seconds' are not capable of true thought such as humans. Seconds are particularly useful for simple labor. They're help was crucial in the construction of the Mars colony. Yet after Mars colony was completed, androids remained. This led to the allocations of jobs to machines instead of human labor, which lead to much civil unrest on the colony.

With the controversy over the place of the ‘seconds', further development in android technology was halted ( and made illegal to develop them farther ). Yet androids did in fact continue to develop, illegally. The ‘thirds' are far more advanced than the seconds. ‘Thirds' are capable of completely emulating human thoughts and emotions. They are a cybernetic organism, that is, ‘thirds' consist of a mix of cybernetics, and biological tissue - thus making them indistinguishable from humans. The purpose of the thirds is for reproduction. All thirds but two, are female.

'Fourths' were developed with completely different structures. They are malicious man eating trees which roam around in packs, eating innocent joggers..... Actually none of that is true, but they are designed to appear like trees, and are actually quite freindly (for trees anyhow). They retain a few human characteristics, and generally don't appear to have a purpose. Even though eating joggers would be a good function in my opinion.

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